June 11th: Hit my first ML kaboom! Fan holds ball for ransom.
To self: Get kids home address.
June 12th: Oh, I am allowed to take a strike.
ROOOOAAAARR!
June 24th: I did it. Big pinch hit!
I have this nagging fear that fans think I'm the other Chris Carter.....
:June 25th. Couldn't stay still on the bench.
Jerry notices and lets me bat for Parnell.
He noticed me :)
June 28th: I can't find a place
here that sells energy drinks.
June 29th: Found energy drinks.
June 30th: I don't understand what
Jose's problem is. I enjoy back spasms.
July 1st: The coffee here is not as good as the Ricans.
As a result I'm somewhat under control.
July 2nd: It is NOT Tatis.
July 3rd: A beautiful Independence Day weekend crowd.
I'm called on to pinch hit.
I'm thinkin' : "ME!! ME!! ME!!"
July 11th: "I'm an All Star™! I'll show em...
I'LL SHOW EM ALL!
MahahahaHAHAHAHA!"
July 16th: Should I tell Jerry I can play short?
July 17th: The on deck circle should be bigger.
I feel trapped.